Group: Super Administrators
Joined: Jan. 2004
||Posted: June 28 2007,05:15
Is that a noodle in your pants or are ya just glad to be here? Or anywhere for that matter...
I am very concerned about these so-called "rooles". I don't need no steenking rooles. But sadly, we are at the mercy of The Roolemaker. Therefore I request with great respect and maximum deference His Roolemaker's consideration:
1. There are average noodles and there are big noodles. Believe me I KNOW this. It does not seem fair that one could slip a biggie into the fray! No matter to me of course, my noodle is gigantic.
2. Does color matter? I think it essential that all use easily visible colors - say yellow or lime green - after all, if ya wanta avoid the noodle ya gotta see it comin...
3. And how bout noodles without holes? Anybody worth his noodle knows that a noodle without a hole - however effective - is clearly unfair. First off, it's just plain NOT natural - we expect our noodles to have holes. Even a child knows this.
A holeless noodle is an abomination and a waste of good foam. Yes, yes they are effective but clearly unfair. No whistle of warning, less air resistance, heavier and more damaging. And more likely to take a "set".
Not good, my friends, not good I say. But it's not up to me - rather we are at the complete mercy of the Grand Poolbah - hizzoner the "Roolemaker" - who is in charge here. I am but a simple observer and reporter.
Edited by Capn Jimbo on June 28 2007,05:19
Link to FLYC Main Site
Link to Member Map
New Posts! (also top of page)